what would I miss the most..

hrrmmm..

I would miss not being raped everyday..
I would miss not being traded for a cigarette..
I would miss not being daily humilated and degraded..
I would miss food that didn't suck, wasn't spit in, and wasn't used later as 'love lube'..
I would miss not being randomly shivved..

now..
if I was sent off to guantanomo..

I ( Read more... )

I can't say that anyone has ever pinched me for not wearing green on St. Pattys day..

however..

that said..

I am not currently wearing anything green, so any hot chicks should feel free to pinch me and teach me a lesson..
so, here I am..
no green sox..
no green undies..
no green shirt..
no green pants..
no green hair..
no green shoes..
no green glasses..
I do ( Read more... )

yes, it is dangerous.. anything scientists and doctors do is dangerous..
it is through thier work that the zombie uprising is most likely going to occur (I cite Resident Evil, Resident Evil 2, Resident Evil 3, 28 Days Later, and 28 Weeks Later as just a few samples of science run amok.. The Brain that wouldn't Die is another prime example).

Its not ( Read more... )

a frightening mix of Samwise Gamgee, Ron Jeremy, and Danny Devito..

only without the endearing sweetness of Sam, the umm.. attributes of Ron, nor the hairline of Danny..

1) This.. is.. Spinal Tap!!!!

the greatest rockumentary ever.. probably one of the greatest comedies ever,  from beginning to end I never fail to laugh.  one of the things I love most about the dvd is the commentary where they all stay in character to do the commentary.

2) Evil Dead

what would eternity be without Bruce Campell and his never ending ( Read more... )

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yes there is a real-life murder story I am fascinated by...

my own !!!!!!!

what murder could i be more fascinated by?
true.. it has not  happened yet.. but I know that there are plenty of people out there plotting away against my most unfortunate demise..
these people and creatures seek to rob the Earth of one of its greatest treasures.. me
they would ( Read more... )

I'd have liked to have gone to a high school where all the chicks lusted after the short, tubby, geeky guys instead of the overly tall, overly muscled, jock-types..

I'd have liked to have gone to the high school where rpg's could have been taken as an elective (of english I suppose.. but math works as well, gotta read the dice don't ya) for all four ( Read more... )

first reaction..

'fuck.. now what did I do..'

cause never, in the history of mankind.. have the words 'I need to talk to you.', been good..

its always bad.. the only variable is how  bad something that something is

if its a chick.. it generally means she is about to rip out your heart
if its a dude.. it generally means he is one step away from groin ( Read more... )

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